watching national treasure, and it is literally the dumbest movie I’ve ever watched including the day after tomorrow


get out your VCR’s it’s time to watch The Prince of Egypt. or you can watch it here.

please don’t watch exodus: gods and kings because it’s icky and racist. you deserve better. you deserve the prince of egypt.


listen, i don’t know about you, but the only people I know who actually enjoy the smell of axe body spray are not women. it’s dudes. it’s all dudes. i have worn axe body spray and walked into a room and have been complimented by legions of dudes. axe body spray is an agent of the gay agenda to make men smell better for other men to unlock their latent homosexuality and there is no stopping them now, we’re in too deep and it’s far too late.


Been waiting a year to post this.


Been waiting a year to post this.


Some of you are really cool folks and stuff, but you sometimes reblogs from people who either harrased me or harrased one of my friends and it just, really stressing…

I’m making this post as a “please, like/reblog this post if it’s okay to adress this and let you know about this person”.

In the same way, if I ever reblog from someone who is known for doing terrible things, please let me know and I’ll keep it in private if that’s your wish.



does anyone even remember gotye?

Sounds familiar..„, like somebody I used to know…



Imagine Hannibal Lector going down a slide and not once breaking eye contact w/ you. 

I’m picturing a spiral slide, so he has to whip his head dramatically to keep eye contact


I smell trouble brewing


Very suspicious of people stealing his tail


Very suspicious of people stealing his tail




“Is it push or pull” I panic to myself as the doors come closer

panic! at the doorway

well at least someone closed the goddamn door

22 . f . aus
fandom, feminism, fabulous game devving.
ao3 . tindeck

silence of the babes:
ladies of the hannibal franchise

» Puzzlestuck:
a Sburb text adventure.
» Thief:
a Pokemon text adventure.
» You're Going To Be Fine:
a linear text game.

working on:
» Princess Rescue!
a light-hearted fantasy RPG.
» Valkyrie
a magical girl visual novel.