May 2013
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what is Batman’s favourite store?
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car0line127:
kittencas:
jaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaackson:
bellatirx:
batmansbutt:
percybeth:
i was going to the bathroom when
i’ve been staring at this for like five minutes and i can’t figure out if that’s a toilet or some kind of sink with a lid
it looks like a speedboat
it’s an ass sink
so no one is going to talk about the cat in the ass sink or what
OH SHIT THERE IS A CAT IN...
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After learning my flight was detained 4 hours,
I heard the announcement:
If...
– Naomi Shihab Nye (b. 1952), “Wandering Around an Albuquerque Airport Terminal.” I think this poem may be making the rounds, this week, but that’s as it should be. (via oliviacirce)
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codename: r.o.: hellotailor: euclase: You know.... →
hellotailor:
euclase:
You know. The great thing about Hannibal is that they don’t tell you anything. The writers and actors know you know who Hannibal is and what he does. They rely on it, so they don’t hold your hand at all. They don’t help you at all. It’s like watching a show…
necrophilofthefuture:
most relatable marina tweets
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keatchi:
itssofluffy-im-gonna-die:
h4te:
i want to go on a shopping trip where i am the only one in the shopping mall and everything i want is free
that’s called night robbery
so be it
lesbiaaans:
but what is the actual point of the great gatsby
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cutieringtail:
falmyrion:
queerpong:
“YOUR GAY” they shouted. “DUDE YOUR GAY!!!” i ignored them. it wasnt until i got home that i realized my gay had escaped. they tried to tell me.
You’re*
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nintendofunclub:
c0caino:
Take your age and add 5 to it. That is your age in 5 years.
rneerkat:
“youre always on your computer” well ur always on my nerves
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fashion has a right to exist, because it permits people to define themselves...
– ann demeulemeester (via spring1999)
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abigail: they're saying whoever made the call was a serial killer, like my father.
abigail: are you a serial killer?
hannibal:
hannibal: i am nothing like your father.
hannibal:
hannibal:
hannibal: nailed it.
beau-friend:
queer hogwarts kids making buttons w/ preferred pronouns on them that are charmed to yell when ppl use the wrong ones
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hinoneko:
why do we call them “college aus” when we could be calling them “alternate universities”
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